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she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

funniest reactions to this post are the people asking how Adam Sandler can officiate a wedding. literally anyone can do that, basically anyone can get ordained. I'm ordained.

He’s so shy he died

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

unrestrained summer fun

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS