i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

is this real?

Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging

Aaah sorry I can't vibe with you☹️ I wish I could but unfortunately we are incompatible because I'm better than you 😭😭😭Thanks

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

The look in his eyes is majestic.

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg