all i ever wanted was the world.

Who? Josh? Oh, yeah, he’s still creeping.

That's the one! At least some things never change, huh?

Maybe he’s just shy and awkward?

I'd certainly hope not. He should be out of the shy and awkward stage by now.

Like anyone in this town has changed.

Well, you certainly haven't.

Maybe he’s just being super friendly, Hails! Like maybe he just wants to be your friend and you’re just calling him creepy behind his back. You know you can’t knock it ‘til you try it… or judge a book by it’s cover… or whatever the saying is.

Molls, come on. You 'memeber Joshy, right? Forty-something year old with the house next to mine? I think we agreed back in high school he wasn't just some 'misunderstood lonely old man', or whatever it was you called him. Definitely a lil' more sinister than some Alfred-the-Butler figure.

All I’m saying is that you should tell him that you’re going to call the cops, like in all honesty. Is he like a middle-aged pervert?

The cops seem a little... drastic. But, ah-- he's like. Forty, I think. Is that considered middle age?