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Fourth of July, I was driving down a back road with the windows down, beautiful, hot, sunny day out, green trees lining the way, wind in my hair, glitter on my skin, scream-singing along to music with my kids in the back, and I just realized that this shit is what life is all about. Fuck these people in power that think I'm only alive to generate their revenue, I'm here to goddamn live.

Why has no one simply crawled through the ceiling tiles mission-impossible style to his room and livestreamed his vegetable state? Is it because the hospital's wi-fi is shitty?

I don't know if Shotaro Ishinomori ever imagined some random ass American white girl in middle school with undiagnosed adhd would turn his life's work into one of her adhd daydream universes in the distant future of like 2003 and keep it going for over 20 years, but if heaven is real, I hope that man mows down my entire family for the chance to greet me first

i'm really upset with 002's redesign because that's my anime boyfriend he should be able to eat me out and sniff my titties at the same time tf

So we're having our departmental photo at FSU and there's a lot of student traffic and we're all just smiling for the camera and suddenly someone just screams FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY and we're just like we shouldn't be laughing this hard but we are and I think the guy took our picture at that moment so I can't wait to see it.