Xenoblade Transcribed

Whether it’s the old rabbit ears, converter boxes, or cable providers, we are all doomed to suffer from shitty TV signals and services.

Fiora: ow.....

“Put that pansy in the front line!”

“I tastes with my eyes, smell with my tongue, and listen with my nose.”

Oooooh baby!

Did she just describe a Bob-Omb?

The current state of the Tumblr community until December 17th.

“I hate driving there. Everyone drives like a maniac!”

“I did not. Have. Sexual. Relations. With that woman. Lorithia”

Alvis: I’m going to show you how to file false copyright claims.

Shulk:....................................................................What?

“Listen I only know how to do oldschool phone sex. This RP thing is new to me.”

Perfectly explains why I’m back doing these again.

Knowledge of Egil’s love for peanut butter extends beyond Mechonis it seems.

Shulk’s a little too into what this question’s gonna be.