Temporary

Bless her lion’s heart. 

uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

looks more like she has been covering her ears to not listen to anything he had to say so he had to punch the wall to finally get her attention…

im a little bit confused, are you analyzing a stock photo used for an article from a satirical online magazine?

let’s all just take a moment to appreciate how a completely fictional man can exhibit abusive behavior in a hypothetical universe that exists solely to mock this behavior and someone out there will still bend over backwards to defend him.

While also suggesting that punching a wall is a rational thing to do to get someone’s attention

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

that’s gon-

that’s gonna leave a-

he doesn’t think about you at all. carry on with your work. u have things 2do

once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.

whoa

*salutes my rosemary* you were a good soldier

my brain before going through airport security: what if i accidentally have a gun