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mythbusters

I am a rat and this website is the deep frier at a whataburger in texas

Not as cool as being a rat

I think its as cool as being a rat

It’s not

what did they do

What they had to do.

you can only reblog this every day of the week

Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

absolutely gobsmacked at just how bad colonel volgin is at his job

“Why were you sent here? Was it for the legacy? The philosophers legacy? the culmination of wealth set aside by america, china, and russia during the second world war? the hundred billion dollars? Well too bad you’ll never find it in my secret vault beneath this weapons lab!! Boy I’m a good interrogator!”

“Who’s the spy??” Volgin yells during his interrogation of snake, while the boss, EVA, and ocelot are in the room

Spotting Big Boss’ small dick through an officer’s uniform was the most competent thing he did all game. Second only to the unintended ramifications of him firing one of the 2 mini-nukes he was gifted within fifteen minutes of receiving it for shits and giggles.

hold up, you got it backwards. Snake’s exposure to radiation at Bikini Atoll actually made his dick huge. The problem was his meat was way bigger than Raikov’s, which Volgin just happened to grab for funsies 

Not true. When Big Boss calls Para-Medic to save for the first time she tells him about how radiation made Godzilla huge, and he responds, “that must be why my pants are so tight lately”. Paz’s tape in Ground Zeroes about BB and Kaz wrestling naked in the shower also implies that his dick is not only bigger than Kaz’s, but also just plain big.

I concede and apologize for my tone. That’s solid evidence to the claim.

I’m glad you the all of you could reasonably and calmly argue the very important matter of Big Boss’s cock size. 

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

breakfast in bed

Breakfast is bed