Clairs Space

When Florence sings /I'm not calling you a liar, just don't lie to me/ and when Vampire Weekend sings /Why would you lie about something dumb like that? /Why would you lie about anything at all? and I just...

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.

ive been depressed ever since I heard Akon - Lonely at 9 years old

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

Tumblr is ruining me because at first I didn’t even see anything wrong with this

there is nothing wrong with true love