chaotic good

Direct action

Back then, Homer Simpson wanted to reach 300 pounds to be considered monstrously obese and get disability benefits. Today it wouldn’t be so shocking.

Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.

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I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this was fuckin hilarious when they posted this lol

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

i’m just gonna say it

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

Right now, I feel heavy. But one day, I know I’ll be free of the weight of these emotions. It’s just going to take time. 

If you think, “it could have been worse,” please remember that you didn’t deserve to be hurt at all. You didn’t deserve to be abused, even if it “could have been worse.”