Just uttered by Emma: "I didn't like guacamole for a while, and then I tasted Jo's mom's guacamole and the world turned."

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Just uttered by Emma: "I didn't like guacamole for a while, and then I tasted Jo's mom's guacamole and the world turned."

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Just uttered by Emma: Iβm listening to Social Distortion while playing an alpaca game. (On her phone) #springbreakstartsnow
You know McDeath's slogan, "I'm loving it," Emma hears their ad on the radio just now and chuckles, "McDonald's, I'm puking it up." Haha! Smart kid. πβ€οΈ
Emma: I still want to get a ferret and dress it up in a tiny pink guitar and name it Roger. Me: Roger? Emma (all smiles): Yes. Roger Waters
Watching chopped and host Ted Allen says "...lead singer of twister sister..." And Emma walks in and starts singing, "I wanna rock!" And then she says later, "What if Roger Waters was on there...or Mike Ness?" She is 7. I love this kid. Where did she come from??

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Just got the following text from my ex husband, regarding Emma, lol: "I was hanging out with Emma and she started getting really clingy Me: What are you doing baby girl? I ain't going anywhere. Emma: Yes you are Me: Where? Emma: To get me a drink." βΊοΈ
When I woke Emma up this morning she told me she was in the middle of a dream but it was ok because it was during a commercial.
"Mama, did you know a rhinoceros' horn is loosely attached to its head and if it falls off it will grow back?"
Puppy bowl go team ruff! #puppybowl #teamruff
"...to see if reindeer really know how to fly..." (Perry Como song on Pandora) Emma: Of course reindeer know how to fly. How else would Santa get everything done.

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Mommy, I still like Santa. I just don't care about all the store Santas because they're fake...I only like the real Santa.
Emma
"You know what I'm whistling? We All Live in a Yellow Submarine"
I was horsefly bait today
-Emma after a long day at her grandparents' farm
Oh man...cars can't decide where they need to go.
-Emma while riding in the back seat through traffic...
(walking up the stairs)
Emma: Mom, you almost kicked me in the face.
Mom: I don't have eyes in the back of my head, Emma. Don't walk so close.Β
Emma: Well maybe you should grow some.Β

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My mom doesn't understand that's the nature of outside...
to Mike after mom left the room complaining about the stifling heat outside.Β
They don't look angry while they're singing the German national anthem
said Emma while watching Germany vs. Portugal last week #WorldCup