barenaked ladies sentence meme
"I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol."
"I know that there’s a time and there’s a place where I can choose to walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse."
"Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor, trying on your camisole?"
"Would you catch me if I fall?"
"But look at Elvis — he sold his soul and you crowned him King."
"I can breakdance, I can fight, I can kick your sorry ass."
"I love you, you love me, so let’s make a family tree."
"I like fish sticks, but I love you."
"If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love."
"I never jumped in and rescued you, but I wanted to."
"I never told you I told you so, but I told you so."
"Perhaps one day I’ll grieve."
"I never told you I agreed with you. I don’t think I do."
"I never thought that it could be painless, but it is, I guess."
"I had myself fooled into needing you. Did I fool you, too?"
“Now that I’m far away it doesn’t seem to me to be such a pain to have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain.”
"You said goodbye, I said goodnight."
"Will I cry? Will I smile? As you run down the aisle?"
"I am more than content with the state of mind I am in."
"I realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you."
"How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad?"
"I have a history of taking off my shirt."
"It’s very upsetting. Could we leave it at that?"
"It never fails, I just end up feeling bad for you."
"Now I’m wrapped around your whole hand. Stop looking so surprised."
"Easy to adore you, though you want to run away."
"The odds are that we will probably be alright."
"I guess there ain’t no way to go that’s fun."
"There’s an emptiness that’s eating me."
"I could disappear into the great unknown, and it would wear my face as if it were its own."
"I’m thinking about what to think about."
"You can’t live your life in the baby seat."
"I made a mess, who doesn’t?"
"I did my best, but it wasn’t enough."
"If you’ve got a shred of doubt, then it’s not worth it."
"I guess I should’ve studied instead of watching Wrath of Khan.”
"I feel fine enough, I guess. Considering everything’s a mess."
"Climb the stairs up to my room, and sleep away the afternoon."
"Please, god, tell me that I’m still asleep."
"I just made you say ‘underwear’."
"You can count on me to let you down again."
"Even my humility’s humiliated."
"Everything I’ve yet to break is surely bending."
"You think you’re so smart, but I’ve seen you naked, and I’ll probably see you naked again."
"If all else fails, you can blame it on me."
"Forgive me, Father, but I’m falling in love, and that’s all I have for confession today."
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fungus."
"If I had a wish, or even a choice, I’d wake up to the sound of your voice."
"Bye, bye, self respect. I haven’t had much of it since you left."
"If you question what I would do to get over and be with you…"
"I can kiss your eyes, your hair, your neck, until we forget."
"If you fall, I’ll pick you up."
“You think I only think about you when we’re both in the same room.”
"I never thought that you would love me half as much as I do."
"I’m so cool, too bad I’m a loser."
"I’m so chill, no wonder it’s freezing."
"It took me a year to believe it was over, and it took me two more to get over the loss.”
"I’ve informed you to leave, ‘cause I can’t stand to hear you breathe."
"How am I supposed to remember you when you won’t let me forget?"
