babysaurus

run me my espy. making history with a fellow melanin queen as we should. wwe universe came all the way through with those votes. grateful. 💙🦋

duuuuuuude! or dudette! that’s so cool. congrats!

I’m gonna find a tag partner and go after Io and Zoey for their tag titles. Applications are open. Must not be a Bianca fan. 😠

i’m great for being thrown at people. i fly really far! i’ll change up my gear and everything and we’ll be set.

Who watched me tonight? I know I looked good and you’re welcome to thank me.

🙋🏻‍♂️ you had Joey on so duhhhhh

I’m gonna find a tag partner and go after Io and Zoey for their tag titles. Applications are open. Must not be a Bianca fan. 😠

my first instinct was “pick me! pick me!” but that wouldn’t work 🤦🏻‍♂️

anyone  else  feeling  a  little  delicate  after  the  4th  celebrations? 

i mean, i always feel little but i only really feel delicate when someone tosses me around.

which one of y’all is having a bloody mary today because you went too hard last night?

i had more mountain dew and tito's to start my day. and i'll probably have another and a nap later.

Pugsly was not a fan of the fireworks last night.

Luckily Chloe and Topher did pretty well with everything. They mostly slept through everything.

did you guys miss me? i finally got WiFi at the new house and then we had Dynamite (and i knocked a big, dumb, giant jerk over). then Sammy made me get up really, really early and i wanted to hit him.

i get that. dudes with long hair do tend to look pretty good. i mean, look at Jack, right? handsome as shit. Griff? fucking cute. i feel special! i moved to a bigger place. the pups needed more room.

did you guys miss me? i finally got WiFi at the new house and then we had Dynamite (and i knocked a big, dumb, giant jerk over). then Sammy made me get up really, really early and i wanted to hit him.

sweeeeeet. my lips are sealed and no one will ever suspect a thing.

did you guys miss me? i finally got WiFi at the new house and then we had Dynamite (and i knocked a big, dumb, giant jerk over). then Sammy made me get up really, really early and i wanted to hit him.

oh! i can totally do that. he’ll never see it coming. swoop in and down he goes.

did you guys miss me? i finally got WiFi at the new house and then we had Dynamite (and i knocked a big, dumb, giant jerk over). then Sammy made me get up really, really early and i wanted to hit him.

i can't ask questions? but i do gotta ask who i'm supposed to knock over. other than that, no questions!

nah, i haven't been getting evicted. i've just been looking for the perfect place and think i've finally found it. yeah... him. big bald rude ass.

did you guys miss me? i finally got WiFi at the new house and then we had Dynamite (and i knocked a big, dumb, giant jerk over). then Sammy made me get up really, really early and i wanted to hit him.

what? where? you think i'm handsome? well shiiiiiiit. you know how many guys would die to have you call them handsome?

did you guys miss me? i finally got WiFi at the new house and then we had Dynamite (and i knocked a big, dumb, giant jerk over). then Sammy made me get up really, really early and i wanted to hit him.

i was all over the place. zooooooooomin’ and shit. doc gallows!! made him fall over and whew, it was hard work.

did you guys miss me? i finally got WiFi at the new house and then we had Dynamite (and i knocked a big, dumb, giant jerk over). then Sammy made me get up really, really early and i wanted to hit him.

thanks! i need it so i can stream and stuff. oh, i moved... again. shiiiiit, true. it was Gallows, though