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in which xanxus tries to one-up his future self by fighting without getting up off the couch

“I’m not gonna be made to look like some fuckin punk by some asshole even if it is myself.”

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sleepy-nuvola

Bel: here comes dat boi! Fran, entering the room: o shit waddup Xanxus: ?????!?!!??

*In the Varia groupchat*

Fran: Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

Xanxus: Since when the fuck is there a Jared in the Varia

xanxuss

nah, xanxus would be more like “then forget that you know how to read” bc he’s secretly the Meme King™️

xanxuss

I come back on this fucker a year fuckin’ later or some shit and just now realize I should have fuckin’ captioned it:

“Since when could you read?” Or some shit like that, instead I put that dumb shit first caption instead like a goddamn shit-for-brain.

Xanxus should have shot my ass for that. But he can’t. So I’ll do it for him. I’m giving myself a new asshole in the name of Xanxus.

#wtffffff #im a FuCKIN DUMBASS #xanxusShootMe #withyourdick #what #i didnt say that #sh #eatshit@myself #xanxus #katekyo hitman reborn #varia #varia boss #vongola #reblog #put my head #in the dirt #like an ostrich #it shouldnt have taken this long to realize this shit #kms

sleepy-nuvola

Bel: here comes dat boi! Fran, entering the room: o shit waddup Xanxus: ?????!?!!??

*In the Varia groupchat*

Fran: Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

Xanxus: Since when the fuck is there a Jared in the Varia

xanxuss

nah, xanxus would be more like “then forget that you know how to read” bc he’s secretly the Meme King™️

sleepy-nuvola

hot take: bel and fran are the only hip ones in the whole Varia, and teach the others how to do the memes. Like, they teach Xanxus to woah and Squalo how to whip

Adhfgdfsgdshg I see your “Bel and Fran teach Xanxus and Squalo memes” and i raise you “Bel and Fran know Xanxus and Squalo are confused as hell and go out of their way to be extra incomprehensible”

checkeredcoffin

And I raise you Xanxus secretly knows how too meme, he’s just saving it for maximum impact.

@ikrose234

ne-clamet

I think about it too often.

Almost in every headcanon post with Xanxus there is an idea that he doesn’t use nicknames for his s/o. Actually I think that he will use the sweetest ones in situation where a few people in the room [he, his s/o and someone else] just to make that person uncomfortable. Because nobody will believe you, trash.

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just-shower-thoughts

“Fucking” can be fucking used any fucking where in the fucking sentence without fucking changing the fucking meaning or compromising fucking sentence structure.

xanxuss

did xanxus write this

#xanxus #fuck #fuck its been a while since ive done shit on here #khr #katekyo hitman reborn #varia

varialeaderxanxus

MY BOSSBAE ʘ‿ʘ

xanxuss

OHHHHH BOOBOO IS SMILINGGGGGG 😍😍

#I HAVE BEEN BLESSED ON THIS DAY #HES SO BEAUTIFUL I MIGHT ACTUALLY CRY #Xanxus #Boss #Varia #so pure

angry-alice

The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit

xanxuss

I don't know how I haven't seen this before but it's definitely going on my blog

#holy shit #this is the greatest thing i've seen today #xanxus #squalo #fran

heroes-get-made-deactivated2022

Some ideas for bad things that are white/light:

lightning, very hot fire

snow storms, ice, frost on crops

some types of fungus/mold

corpses, ghosts, bones, a diseased person

clothing, skin tone, hair, etc. of a bad person

fur, teeth, eyes of an attacking animal/monster

bleached out deserts, dead trees, lifeless places

poison

Some ideas for good things that are black/dark:

rich earth/soil

chocolate, truffles, wine, cooked meat

friendly animals/pets/creatures

a character’s favorite vehicle, technology, coat, etc.

a pleasant night

hair, skin tone, clothing, etc. of a good person

undisturbed water of a lake

the case/container of something important

valued wood, furniture, art

velvet

Think to burn, to infect, to bleach vs. to enrich, to protect, to be of substance.

noseforahtwo

*slams reblog like the fist of an angry god*

the politics of light and dark are everywhere in our vocabulary…psa to writers: subvert this, reveal whiteness and lightness as sometimes artificial and violent, and darkness as healing, the unknown as natural

attractthecrows

“The truth finds more comfort in the dark”

xanxuss

Reblogging to save this on my blog, ignore this

meltesh28

sometimes u just have a fave that never leaves ur heart

#tsuna bby #my little yoshi #i love tsuna so much

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incorrectkhrquotes

“When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.”

— Squalo to Yamamoto at some point

xanxuss

I just remembered 19 and legal to buy blades. Im glad I saw this

#i love squalo #hes my spirit animal #i want him to be my fairy godmother

catgirl-coven

I feel like people have forgotten about this

shinesprites-moved-deactivated2

Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”

lemonsharks

but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R

emthroney

#there is no way in hell I could ever forget about this who do you take me for

xanxuss

Its not KHR but I fuckin' love this

#i will never forget this for as long as i live

autolykos

……bread loaf………………..

haigidal

Xanxus.

I really like him. He is interesting.

beanmaster-pika

@unwrathful

#i wish i could draw #i would draw so many things of xanxus

probablythevaria

I hope I can share a pic of Bel that I made- cuz I’m thirsty for him and felt it’s necessary to draw him with his “royal, cold” eyes shown (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。

Beautiful Art Made by @lavihs ♥♥♥

xanxuss

Sweet fuck bel is attractive

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varia-elite

Xanxus: I’m giving up alcohol for a month

Squalo: Oh, really?

Xanxus: Wait sorry that didn’t come out right

Xanxus: I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

#hell ya lets go on an alcohol binge and die

varia-elite

“Friends are just enemies who don’t have the guts to kill you.”

— Xanxus

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