What’s the point of celery

What’s the point of your blog

celery stans coming for me

this is LITERAGITIMATELY my favorite video in the entire world

Same. (via matsuda98)

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

when people try to get me to socialize

End my life before this discourse gets going

Are you sure that’s what you wanna say after that ask, dude? lol

Jesus FUCK

Goddamn it, can we just have one normal day on this god-forsaken website?

Necrophiliac gang-bang, or, in other words, cracking open a cold one with the boys.

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

where da hoes at

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

the nuclear family is an abuse cult

me when my mom tells me to do the dishes