𝐴𝑁𝐷 𝑆𝑈𝐷𝐷𝐸𝑁𝐿𝑌٫

"You're right, it SHOULD have been you leading the army once Adam fell. You're so much more like him than Abel— entitlement and all."

Vaggie of hazbin hotel. canon divergent, 21+, selective. Follows back from muse-bs. read rules before interacting

“ I’m not going to do anything to her. ” “ I thought you would erase her memory or something… again. ” “ So she’s just gonna get away with it? ” “ I’m not the magic police. ” “ They won’t be back here. They know what’ll rain down on them if they do. ” “ What they do out there, it’s not my business; it’s not yours. Do you understand? ” “ Next time, you will not be so lucky. ” “ Life ain’t fair. Woe is you. ” “ Now, please, leave before she sees you here. ” “ I know you feel that you’ve had to leave, but I’d really like you to come back. ” “ This is just one small corner of the world. ” “ There’s a lot more out there to see, and I’d like you to see it. ” “ I was wrong. You are far too gifted not to be with us. ” “ Just come back for a week, and if you don’t like it, then, please, by all means, be a farmhand. ” “ I specialize in feet. Broken bones, warts… ” “ Hi. I’m going to get a drink. ” “ I feel really terrible about, um… I just thought… ” “ I wouldn’t be standing here talking to me if I were you. ” “ Can anybody hear me? Anybody? Anybody? ” “ Yeah, I didn’t ask for a mentor. I don’t give a shit. ” “ There’s no discipline that has more power and possibility. ” “ It’s a terrible, life-destroying burden. ” “ Lost my leg to frostbite. I’d be dead if not for one deeply confused Sherpa. ” “ Travelers’ training wheels. Your body stays here; your mind travels. It’s like being a ghost. ” “ Meditating won’t stop you from having a wet dream and waking up in the Marianas Trench. ” “ It works by binding your body to Earth. ” “ Won’t make the voices go away, but it might keep you alive. ” “ There aren’t enough noble quests to go around. ” “ How am I supposed to impress anyone? ” “ It’s a game designed a billion years ago to keep students from killing each other in duels. ” “ It’s like chess. Kind of. Not really. ” “ I don’t know. That sounds kind of fun. ” “ There’s gonna be a tournament. ” “ It’s supposed to be a surprise, but I like ruining things. ” “ Well, luckily there are some treatment options, some, uh, really interesting new therapies. ” “ Um, do you… Uh, do you feel sick? ” “ Eh, there was some dizziness, headaches. ” “ I never see you anymore since you went to this new school. ” “ Thinking a lot about mistakes, you know, things I would do differently. ” “ I couldn’t sit through one more card trick, but if that’s what makes the world bearable to you, then you go off and do card tricks. ” “ Don’t try to be something you’re not. ” “ You’re studying what now? Finance? ” “ You know you’re still on my insurance, right? ” “ You checked yourself into a mental hospital a couple of months ago. ” “ I’m not trying to pick a fight with you, son. ” “ I’m just trying to… fix what I broke. ” “ We’re friends, right? Uh, I was wondering if you could do me a tiny favor. ” “ I just feel deeply that we are connected and are meant to work together. ” “ Hey. Sorry, I’m a little early. I knocked a couple times. ” “ You have no idea how relieved I am to see you like this. ” “ I was gonna put it a bit more delicately than that. ” “ We need to go to the hospital. ” “ There are treatments available. I chose not to pursue them. ” “ I don’t want you to die. ” “ I can give you the names of some journal articles. ” “ What you’re looking for might be impossible, and it will require far more energy than you can muster. ” “ I love you. Oh… you baked. ” “ You can have one, if you think you can afford it. ” “ There’s a whole world of things besides this. ” “ I almost burned down my apartment, and all I can think about is trying it again. ” “ Your boyfriend could have done this for you. ” “ You know, a beautiful girl calls you in the middle of the night, never mind she’s a little intense… ” “ You’re late, and this is mandatory! ” “ If you get any one of them wrong, the whole thing goes to hell. ” “ One spell so powerful, it wiped the whole board. ” “ You know, why can’t it run on… love… or cocaine or something? ” “ It’s the universe deep-dicking us. Lie back and try and enjoy it. ” “ Well, if you know so much, why don’t you show us? ” “ Hmm, well… Could start by stealing me a sandwich. ” “ It’s not their fault that they’re the tortoise and you’re the hare. They’re not even in the race. ” “ Look, you want something better, get out of town; go to where the talent is. ” “ You slept with me two days ago. ” “ That’s a pretty loose fucking definition of love. ” “ He doesn’t know the most important thing about you. ” “ Please help me. Please come for me. Please help. ” “ I didn’t know what happened to her. I figured she was dead. ” “ You’re supposed to be my fucking mentor. ” “ What the hell do you want from me? ” “ You’re the one who saw her, and it’s not my problem. ” “ My advice? Get that tattoo as soon as possible. ” “ I have so much to teach you about drinking. ” “ It’s a three-year program. Graduate level. It begins immediately. ” “ Mm. How may I help you, sir? ” “ He’s sort of our unofficial mascot. ” “ But you didn’t listen, did you? ” “ You can even save someone’s life, but you might alter their soul in the process. ” “ We can fix some things. So we fix what we can. ” “ You need to leave now. You’re pathetic. ” “ What is this, some sort of sick revenge because I wouldn’t screw you again? ” “ You want to stand on our shoulders, and you haven’t, not once, taken any of our advice. ” “ Honestly… What do you care about? ” “ I don’t know. I’m still figuring that out. ” “ Well, then this is the perfect place to be. ” “ Get ready for the first spanking you won’t enjoy. ” “ That’s actually kind of hot. ” “ Helps if you hold a pleasant image in mind, such as a baby, if you tolerate those. ”

"I'm not going to try and CONVINCE you of something you'd never believe anyways." Especially when Vaggie herself isn't sure if she believes it. "It doesn't matter if I've changed, I'm still HERE. So, maybe I HAVEN'T changed— all that means is that this has ALWAYS been me. That, for as long as I've known you, I've always been the person willing to BETRAY you. I might be a monster, but I'm the monster that left your ass in the dust."

“I said THINGS change, not people. But I guess you were never good at telling the difference.”