meow motherfukr

[feral moaning]

trying to take a vid for my telegram in my car and this man next to me will not leave. SIGH

so glad i can be strange on here

my pupils dilated so big from looking at her that i got an ocular migraine. stay safe out there boys

i don’t need this. my man has TWO blogs

now that you’re all here i can talk about what really matters and— hang on it takes me a second to to reach my soapbox gimme a minute just a sec hang on

if the porn don’t remind me of her i don’t want it

another thing i hate is when people make porn in the kitchen and they’re just standing in front of the countertop as if they’re busy but there is nothing in front of them. they’re not actually making any food but they want me to believe they were interrupted by their partner fucking them from behind?? open a cookbook. pull out some cereal. entrench me in the plot. i can see cock in ass anywhere. where’s the story?? convince me

nothin be killin my jerk off session like when a girl looks at the camera and does a fake face to over-exaggerate her pleasure for the audience. damn bro i was rubbing my clit like i was gonna start a fire and now it’s over before we even saw any smoke. stop thinkin bout me and go DUMB please