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JVL
trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
occasionally subtle
Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
noise dept.
sheepfilms
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Why is he always doing this shit
i want you to know he ate it right there
screaming about how chicken nuggets are better without added ingredients
everyone on Tumblr is now in an honorary polycule to force you all to love each other, too much negativity around here.
Sorry, I do make the rules, and it won't be good for any of you.
haunt a virus?
I'm not a ghost
2/10 not even a good game
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I'm sure if I chain enough adapters together I can power my
EVIL DEATHRAY
's fuckass
EVIL
proprietary connector off of usb
my stepdad just... Are a whole box of tic tacs at once??
Is that normal??? He's saying that's normal and I'm scared
Damn it I'm lost in this abandoned mine and my pet canary just died 😢
Alright guys, second day of 2026, how do we all feel?
Surely everything is fine, right :3
Do you think we could use him as a lock pick
I bet we could
Swordfish (Xiphias gladius)
No, buddy... Don't actually think that's right.
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I'm evolving smarter snakes right now just you wait
If you bend a CPU pin, just rip it off, you probably don't need it
harmonic cat
hes harmonious.... hemoglobinophobic..
Fuck...
daily rewards
i should not be jealous right now
i should not be jealous right now
i should not be jealous right now
dude this is an officalverse account helpmemiku hasn’t found yet heh
But you know who has?
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I- ....
Post aside, who posted this in the first place?
how did I even...
okay I'm the president of doohickey corporation now.
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