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so uh when are male celebs going to be included in the skincare discourse? i wanna know what robert downey jr.’s morning routine is. what anti-aging serum he’s on. dude hasn’t aged in 10 yrs. got flawless skin. tell me what type mascara he wearing on them doe eyes. come on hollywood. come on robert downey jr. let’s go. spill the tea.

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

how i have not known this my whole life. why didnt anyone go ‘hey check this out’

probably because most people won’t say “hey come into this completely dark room I want to show you something involving duct tape”

Anxiety coming out of her hole to shame me.

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

Accidental crocodiles lol

Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator

It’s in that prophecy. “After a while: crocodile.”

i’m so glad people are learning this.

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

A LORGE BIRB

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

Albatross are quite often found to be lesbians and they live in monogamous relationships. Big beautiful dyke birds !

All this knowledge makes the Rime of the Ancient Mariner that much more intense.

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