@mxtxnet valentine’s event: day 01

Some time ago the lovely Brianna (on IG) commissioned me to work on this #LanWangji feat. snowflakes and a tiny waist <;

tag of the week:

@peanutbutter-nutella :

#i will never be able to watch this scene without thinking of all that happened in the bts ✳

nobody gets to be messy in peace. your entire messed up family WILL arrive and they WILL make it worse, no matter how implausible it is that ten people would show up just in time to start drama

are you having a fight in the woods with your ex-fiance? cool cool cool your younger brother is there, and your younger brother’s crush/soulmate, and your other younger brother, and your ex-fiance’s mom, half-brother, half-brother’s boyfriend, and cousin are also there. plus several random hangers on to serve as a peanut gallery

did your wife just stab herself with an Evil Knife because of incest? your side piece is definitely there to confirm that she’s dead (awk). so’s your dumb little brother, your disgraced pal who your boyfriend hates, your nephew, his uncle, his other uncle, and your boyfriend’s brother. several of these people are important dignitaries and one is supposed to be dead

how about this: your uncle is holding you hostage with a garrote? let’s count how many relatives are there: 5 additional uncles (one as a ghost), a cousin, your cousin’s dad who is common-law married to one of your uncles, and an old family friend (possessed by aforementioned uncle-ghost).

in the words of jin zixun: