The entire world is a zone of imminent entroponetic catastrophe

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

@shit-hdb-would-say

Harry du Bois would say this.

it's so funny seeing everyone still posting about the shitty update when they reversed it like forty minutes ago. come out of your basements the tornado has passed it's so sunny up here and bright

[gently, as though talking to a frightened stray] look. only one set of notes

I love how these always look like they could be canonical Pokemon Gym Leaders

lets just have sex first before we rush into gross stuff like kissing

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

best thing in tbe world having people that like your ocs

you know I recently discovered that trial by combat was fully a thing in medieval europe

not "going on a quest to prove your worth", not "honor duels", but "we are standing in legal court and the winner of a legal argument will be decided by who can wound and/or kill the other person first"

there was trial by combat over land where people would go to court with some soil, touch weapons to the soil, and then hack at each other. loser gives up the land and pays a fine

need a divorce fast? try Just Fucking Killing Him Legally