scene 1 baseball field - day
the pitcher throws the ball and the batter swings and misses
the fans start throwing their knives at the umpire. slow motion of the knives flying through the air and into his skin. a kid is listening to the game on the radio in a house somewhere
radio guy: yes it appears the umpire has been impaled by 1 knife for every seat in the stadium
kid: dad how many is that
the father brandishes two baseball tickets
the father: whatever it is lets make it two more son
the sun sets as they get in the car with their knives
scene 2 baseball field - night
the stadium is empty now and the dogs are eating the umpire
dog 2 passes dog 1 a leg. scenic shot of the moon while the dogs eat
dog 1: thanks, i owe you one
the dogs finish eating and then play catch with the baseballs
dog 1: im glad that one of them dies every single night
dog 2 catches the ball and hesitates
dog 2: i think its nice that we get to enjoy it together
a breeze blows through the long grass and the dogs leave the stadium holding hands
scne 3 umpire hideout - night
the umpire council is gathered around a big table
great umpire: tell me the news
umpire 1: we had another casualty on the field my lord
great umpire: this will not do
the great umpire pounds his fist into his great mitt
great umpire: tomorrow we strike back
umpire council (in unison): yes lord umpire!
umpire 1: haha strike like base ball
the camera pulls away from the umpire secret base with foreboding music
scene 4 baseball field - day
its a new game and the players are feeling good. the umpires are looking at eachother and the crowd is ready with their knives.
announcer: its the 7th inning. will the same thing thats happened every game since the invention of baseball happen again tonight?
the pitcher throws the ball and the batter swings and misses
announcer: its happening again!
the crowd goes nuts and starts throwing their knives at the umpire but the umpire was a fake umpire and the knives go into all the players instead and kill them. the crowd instantly stops caring and starts shuffling out of the stadium. the great umpire shows his face.
umpire: we did it my lord. the players are dead and the fans are leaving. its all ours now
the great umpire looks at the bloodied field
great umpire: your right. theres nothing left.
the great umpire picks up one of the baseball bats
the great umpire gets ready to swing
the great umpire swings at nothing and strikes out. the sun sets on the dead bodies in the field.
scene 5 baseball field - night
the dogs are staring at the field of bodies
dog 1: we got lucky! come on!
dog 1 runs to the bodies and starts chewing on one.
dog 1: its a sign, things are gonna get really good for us i think
dog 2 joins dog 1 and they eat and they get blood and organs everywhere and they kiss under the moonlight
