taylor really wrote “the idea you had of me, who was she? a never-needy ever-lovely jewel, who’s shine reflects on you?” in like 2011 and then CUT IT. mad. absolutely unhinged.

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

he loves you give him a hug you monster

some Prime Mates right here

child: *screams* me: literally did not ask

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

im laughing i went to type heck yes and i typed “heck yeck”

heck yeck