A collection of dialogue prompts of the more off-kilter sentences from the app "Duolingo". Feel free to adjust quotes as necessary.
"He says he is a model, but really, he is a priest."
"I still hear the voices."
"I don't love you, I only love mayonnaise."
"Where can we hide the bodies?"
"Look, [Name]! You don't have pants on!"
"He informed the jury that he was "too pretty to go to jail.""
"There is your wife, with a man, behind the restaurant."
"There's a problem, he wants to come with his cow."
"That is not water, it is yellow."
"Did you come to kill us?"
"I thought it was an apple store, but they only sold computers."
"This blonde man has stupid ideas."
"I'm getting electrocuted! And I like it!"
"There is a hand coming out of the toilet."
"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.'
"There is somebody's head in the fridge."
"We got divorced, because my cat was too cute."
"Are we studying the fish? Or is the fish studying us?"
"Who is more attractive, Snoopy or Yoda?"
"If you are kind, you will get a lemon."
"Are two half brothers one brother?"
"What do we say to the god of death?"
"I want to live in your shoes, so I can be with you every step of the way."
"Eat my crepes, I didn't poison them."
"Why are you taking your shirt off?"
"One day, you'll wake up and wonder where your life has gone."
"My relationships generally end because of me."
"This person says he is a wizard, but I don't believe him."
"Why are you afraid of plumbers?"
"I'm the one who killed him, but I'll never confess!"
"My students learn slowly, cows are more intelligent!"
"You have shoes and you're going to give them to me."
"I laughed because you looked like an angry crocodile."
"What is tea? What is water? Who am I?"
"They're coming in through the windows!"
"What were you doing with my boyfriend?"
"Our food hasn't killed anybody yet!"
