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@wxknowthxwxy
ONCE UPON A TIME ~
reblog this if you wish to be added to a directory for the disney channel original, DESCENDANTS. original characters & multi - muses may also reblog, as well as characters with an active descendants verse. only request, please tag your character(s) upon reblog ! will be updated weekly.
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* REBLOG TO BE ADDED to a new, updated descendants fandom masterlist! in tags, please include the following: muse name / canon or oc / single muse or multi muse. muses outside the fandom with a descendants verse are free to reblog and will be added as well. masterlist will be updated EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT !
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soulmate au prompts.
send a number for a starter / drabble based off a specific soulmate au! most are taken from this list. feel free to add more if you want! (can also be adapted to fit poly ships!)
the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate.
the one where you have your soulmate’s name written on your body.
the one where you and your soulmate have matching marks on your bodies.
the one where you and your soulmate have matching marks and the marks glow when you’re near your soulmate.
the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them.
the one where when you dream you’re seeing whatever your soulmate is currently experiencing.
the one where you and your soulmate share an emotional link.
the one where your soulmate’s first words to you are written on your body.
the one where your soulmate’s last words to you are written on your body.
the one where you have a timer on your wrist that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.
the one where soulmates share extreme physical sensation — if one gets hurt, the other gets hurt, and etc.
the one where soulmates can heal each other’s injuries.
the one where only your soulmate can kill you.
the one where color appears on your body wherever your soulmate first touches you.
the one where every lie your soulmate tells you appears on your skin.
the one where anything written on your skin appears on your soulmate’s skin as well.
the one where your soulmate’s name is on one wrist and your enemy’s name is on the other and you have no clue which is which.
the one where whenever you get a song stuck in your head, it’s because your soulmate is singing it.
the one where soulmates are reincarnated and keep finding each other throughout their different lives.
the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you hear them say your name.
the one where you can talk to your soulmate in dreams.
the one where it’s impossible to lie to your soulmate.
the one where once you meet your soulmate, it’s physically uncomfortable to be apart from them for too long.
the one where you have a compass on your body that leads you to your soulmate.
the one where you have the date you’ll meet your soulmate on your wrist.
the one where you have the date your soulmate will die on your wrist.
the one where you can transfer any injuries/pain your soulmate has onto yourself.
the one where some people can see the red string of fate and follow it to their soulmates.
the one where your soulmate’s ghost haunts you when they die.
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Shit I’ve Said To Inanimate Objects/Colleagues: Sentence Starters
“First of all, rude. Second of all, rude.”
“I didn’t raise you to be this way.”
“Don’t you make that noise at me!”
“You are tearing this family apart.”
“One job. You had one job.”
“You are why I have trust issues.”
“You’re doing this on purpose. Aren’t you.”
“Why would you betray me this way.”
“I feel like we don’t communicate at all sometimes.”
“Why must you be so loud every time you have a problem?”
“You are dead to me.”
“Don’t listen to them, I believe in you.”
“I no longer believe in you. You had your chance and you blew it and I hope you feel ashamed.”
“Take this offering and be appeased.”
“If I can’t fall apart while doing this job then neither can you.”
“I hate you a little bit right now.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how little I care.”
“Well. You tried.”
“Not gonna lie, that looks illegal.”
“I’m getting contradicting orders here so I guess I’ll just let you two fight it out.”
“He’s going to hate this and that delights me.”
“I feel like none of us were even given the proper procedure of being taught proper procedure.”
“Don’t eat them. They taste like disappointment and lies.”
“I’m not paid enough to deal with you.”
“Well, I was wrong. But more importantly, you were also wrong.”
“I don’t know what the question is, but the answer is definitely ‘I’m an idiot.’”
“If I sing at it aggressively enough maybe it’ll work.”
“I leave you for two seconds and everything goes to shit.”
“Let’s be real here, this is hardly the weirdest thing you’ve learned about me.”
“All I’ve got is hot sauce and no fucks to give.”
“If I must suffer, you must suffer with me. We’re a goddamn team.”
“I will fight you and I will win.”
“You could do that. Or you could also, you know, not do that.”
“Not all problems can be solved by loud, incessant beeping.”
“Every time I trust you it ends in tragedy and my hands covered in syrup. Why must you be this way?”
Awkward Situations Meme: Send one in for: ☆ – your muse spills on my muse, and now has to give them their shit to keep warm. ✢ - my muse runs in to your muse and bloodies their nose, now they’re fixing the damage. ✥ - your muse tripped and has now tackled my muse, pinning them to the floor. ✦ - my muse is avoiding someone and asks your muse to pretend to be their girl/boyfriend. ❉ - your muse thought it would be funny to push my muse in the pool, but now they’ve caught a cold and your muse has to nurse them back to health. ❂ - my muse is stuck on or in something and needs your muse to get them out. ✯ - your muse just got stood up, and my muse is the innocent bystander who feels compelled to comfort them. ✬ - my muse gets to the counter and realizes they don’t have the money, your muse offers to pay. ❈ - our muses get set up on a blind date only to find out they know each other. ✻ - our muses are both innocent but end up in a holding cell and the guy in the corner is definitely not innocent.
small / tall starters
requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
small
“Get down here!”
“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
“I don’t appreciate your height.”
“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
“I KNOW you can see me.”
“Fear me!!!”
“Uh…you’re blocking me.”
“Can you lift me for a second?”
“Slow down! I have short legs.”
“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
“I always win at hide and seek.”
“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
“Heels make me feel powerful.”
“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
tall
“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
“Does my height offend you?”
“Let me reach that for you.”
“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
“It’s impossible to hide from you.”
“No, I don’t play basketball.”
“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
“My legs are long and sexy.”
“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
“Why are you standing on the counter?”
“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
“Let me block the sun for you.”
“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”
"You know I'm such a fool for you
You've got me wrapped around your finger"
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Send “wakey wakey” for my muse to stumble into the room, barely awake, bedhead all over the place, and still in their sleeping clothes.
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* sleep starters
‘ did you get any sleep last night? ’
‘ you need rest. ’
‘ you talk in your sleep. ’
‘ it’s four in the morning. why are you still up? ’
‘ i’ll be right here when you wake up. ’
‘ every time i close my eyes, i see it. over and over again. ’
‘ wake up! it’s only a dream! ’
‘ i have tea. will that help you sleep? ’
‘ i’m so tired… but i have to stay awake. ’
‘ it was just a dream? ’
‘ you need a nap. ’
‘ time for bed. no ifs, ands, or buts. ’
‘ it was just a dream. ’
‘ don’t worry. i’ll keep the monsters away tonight. ’
‘ if you don’t get some sleep soon, you’ll make yourself sick. ’
‘ you haven’t slept in days. do you want to talk about it? ’
‘ i had a bad dream. is it okay if i sleep in here? ’
‘ i’ll go to bed when i’m ready, so fuck off. ’
‘ i’m. not. sleepy. ’
‘ you’ll feel better after a good night’s sleep. ’
‘ could you stay with me – just until i fall asleep? ’
‘ there’s no one else here. it was all a bad dream. ’
‘ you’re spilling milk all over the table. ’
‘ c’mon, lazybones. you’ve slept enough. ’
*Pokes you* ~@cancrorumxfiliiorum (The creb demands attention)
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Manu giggled. “Yes babe?”
wxknowthxwxy:
“Have you really been a good crab?” A grin spread across his lips as he teased.
“Yeah, yeah! The best lil’ crab!” He was all too eager to say it. “Didn’t steal any shinies or anythin’!”
"Wow! You didn't steal anything? You have been a good crab." He opened his arms out. "C'mere. You've earned a lot of cuddles!"
*Pokes you* ~@cancrorumxfiliiorum (The creb demands attention)
@cancrorumxfiliiorum
Manu giggled. “Yes babe?”
Tua plopped down. “Love me. I’ve been a good crab,”
"Have you really been a good crab?" A grin spread across his lips as he teased.
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*Pokes you* ~@cancrorumxfiliiorum (The creb demands attention)
@cancrorumxfiliiorum
Manu giggled. "Yes babe?"
