eden

You caught me red handed (red like Mario's hat). In truth, I run almost every blog on Tumblr. You sit in a crowded theater, watching me Muppet and Joker all over the stage. You turn to your beloved mutual sitting next to you. "Get a load of this guy!" You say. They turn to you, face suddenly froglike and smeared with a red clown smile, and say "I am Croaker." You startle back fearfully and jump out of your seat. An usher comes to your aid, and as your start babbling and pointing in fear, the usher catches you by the shoulder and says with a wicked smile: "I am Croaker." You whirl around and everyone is standing up, chanting: "I am Croaker. I am Croaker." You run out the exit and out into the rainy street looking for someone, anyone. You see him. EvilMario666. Surely you can trust him in this madness. "Evil Mario, Help! Surely everyone cannot be Tumblr User the-muppet-joker!" Evil Mario 666 chuckles darkly, in italian. His face looks a little green. He leans in close and whispers in your ear:

; he’s going through an existential crisis 😭

hey eden. im going to kill you and your family but im answering tbjs anyway.

Snow White - hasn’t changed much from the initial idea. For the most recent version aside from the improved colours (which really goes for all of these) I made the pocket a bit more sensible in size and less bland with the logo and changed the sleeves into something a little less costume-y looking. And apparently I had never bothered to check what her eye colour is supposed to be before?

this is a virtual hug for Taylor Swift wherever she is

SWEET LIKE HONEY 🍯 KARMA IS A CAT 🐱 PURRING IN MY LAP CAUSE IT LOVES ME ❤️ FLEXING LIKE A GODDAMN ACROBAT 🤸🏽‍♂️

ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT 😜