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truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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dragonpyre

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

frankenmouse

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

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#literally #the amount of times people have thought I was smart but I just read the sign beside them #even video games #I've done it so many times playing with Ethan #telling him where something is or what it is even though it's a game he's played forever but he won't read any signs #I read all of them

He reminds me about the things I forgot that I missed.

#I feel like this is deja vu #deja vu #I forgot how much I missed #I miss the sun #I miss being a farmkid #boyfriend #l #Landon

stuckinapril

Very true

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writing-prompt-s

You were born with the ability to see how many times a person has avoided death. It's been decently useful, but humans are fragile, so the number above most heads is pretty high. One day at a diner with your friends you realize something strange: the number above the waiter's head is a zero.

#writing #ideas #I like this #writing idea

the-enchanted-little-star

aleyma

Pair of woman’s gloves, made in the US, 1885-95 (source).

thewindowofthesummerhouse

Iqbal Rahmatullah

homunculus-argument

Hey what if dragons are a "no such thing as a fish" kind of situation?

The reason why they're so varied in appearance, but roughly similar in a handful of some very specific traits is a matter of covergent evolution, they're just creatures that all happened to end up as the ones to fill out the same ecological niche.

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anik

i love this guy

what-even-is-thiss

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

exhuastedpigeon

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

fawnpalmer

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

campsis

kim mulgil, Spring Cat, 2026

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