not a boyfriend , im a lapdog

theyre called broad shoulders because theyre for women

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

can someone remove my curse

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.

i love when women clearly have something wrong with them

I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out