More 100% accurate Polish Iceman headcanons because I'm a sucker for them
These are tea related btw :D
● As a civilized man Ice owns a kettle and he can't stand people who make their tea in the microwave (who hurt them seriously)
● When Ice was sick and his idiot husband tried to make him his favorite tea in the MICROWAVE Ice stood up with a fever, sore throat and headache and taught Mav how to use a kettle
● When Mav is sick Ice makes him tea with lemon, ginger and honey just the way his mother made him when he was little (he sometimes makes warm milk with honey too)
● Ice has a whole cabinet full of different types of tea and it can get confusing for guests - oh you want tea? Black, white, green, fruit? Fruit? Oh I have raspberry, strawberry, "owoce leśne"-
● He also has a different types of tea for every sickness known to man - sore throat, headache, high blood pressure, fever, common cold and many more
Ice when he catches his husband making tea in the microwave













