Sleep Deprived

These are tea related btw :D

● As a civilized man Ice owns a kettle and he can't stand people who make their tea in the microwave (who hurt them seriously)

● When Ice was sick and his idiot husband tried to make him his favorite tea in the MICROWAVE Ice stood up with a fever, sore throat and headache and taught Mav how to use a kettle

● When Mav is sick Ice makes him tea with lemon, ginger and honey just the way his mother made him when he was little (he sometimes makes warm milk with honey too)

● Ice has a whole cabinet full of different types of tea and it can get confusing for guests - oh you want tea? Black, white, green, fruit? Fruit? Oh I have raspberry, strawberry, "owoce leśne"-

Mav: *wakes up late* OH SHIT I'M LATE TO SCHOOL

Mav: Hold on... I'm an adult I don't go to school

Mav: *gets back to sleep*

Goose: Mav, what is ONE thing I asked you NOT to do?

Maverick: Buzz the tower

Goose: And what did you do?

But here you go - my experiment with shading and Icemav :D

Ice looks like he's ready to kill anyone who dares to look at his twink

I have a fever but I fell in love with our polish!Iceman

AND ICEMAV OF COURSE

So I decided to write and post a work about Ice's religious conflict as a Catholic

Consider this:

Why would Ice want to become a pilot?

Obviously he felt free in the air, like he could do anything and nobody could stop him - that's what he's been telling everyone

But as a closeted gay from a Catholic family

Tomasz Kazansky, dla przyjaciół "Lodzik"

Omg thank you anon that's genius

I just know he would have to teach everyone how to pronounce Lodzik but it would be worth it

Also

● When something goes wrong or Ice is mad he will curse in Polish

● Ice mastered the art of making pierogi and bigos

● In his household the trash can is ALWAYS under the sink and he keeps cleaning cloth on the oven handle - don't ask why it's the rules

● One day the whole 86' class came over and Maverick got confused because he couldn't find the trash can

● Ice is more likely to speak Polish when drunk or sleep talking

● Ice is very difficult to get drunk

● Ice is most likely a Catholic so when he was younger he got really torn apart after realizing he was gay and will go to hell

● Later after meeting Maverick he knew it was a very good reason to go to hell

● For some reason Ice loves disco polo but will never admit it - 86' class doesn't even know the meaning behind all of the songs but will vibe nonetheless

● On Ice and Maverick's wedding reception there was a disco polo band and when Ice got absolutely hammered he sang along and danced - Slider got it all recorded and it's a fantastic blackmail material

● Ice visited Poland a few times - few during communist times and few after

● Ice hates Warsaw and loves Kraków

● When he took Maverick to Poland he lost him for a while and later found his husband befriending babcia

● As a Polish person Ice is very hospitable so he didn't mind Dagger Squad at his home all the time

Ice: Oh no!

Ice: You poor people don't know what you've gotten yourself into!