★⭑WULFBANA⭑★

I logged onto Rat Facebook, which was exactly like regular Facebook but only for rats and accessible only a miniature phone, and saw that my rat friend was a girl who had apparently announced they we were engaged. My notifications were all from hundreds of her relatives welcoming me into the family and wanting to get to know me better. They all thought I was rich and would provide for all of them so the fact that I wasn’t even the same species was just kind of glossed over.

I was horrified, obviously, because I did not want to marry a rat but I didn’t want to break her heart or murder her family, either. I told my friends and family and everyone agreed that while it was unfortunate for me, the leverage and influence I would gain among Ratfolk could be the key to solving many social and ecological issues; if I were accepted into their Rat Ways I might be able to make rodenticides obsolete, not to mention commanding an expansive espionage network unparalleled by human technology.

Éowyn’s White Wool Gown