:)

my personal argument for open borders is really simple it just boils down to "i believe restricting human movement and barring certain people from certain places on this earth is a human rights violation"

i mean this. everyone should be able to walk freely between mexico and the united states, fuck an ID, fuck a passport, fuck a visa. it's land, continuous, uninterrupted land. the soil on one side of the fense has the same geologic makeup of the soil on the other. we drew this invisible line in the sand, we can wipe it away with our feet together. it is well past time the world organizes en masse for our freedom of movement.

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

Aliens had visited Earth, but they didn't do any fighting or stuff. They studied us, found out that we apparently eat an absurd amount of sodium compared to them and started viciously mocking us for it and left.

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

When you don’t wear makeup for long enough that you don’t mind your face without makeup then you put on makeup and are mega-impressed

I missed this

Never forget

Lmao

Pokemans

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

BEES DON’T EVEN HAVE DICKS THAT’S A STINGER!!!

😂😂😂😂

Lmfao

the fact that stars exist and we can look at them every single night for free just makes me go !!!!!!!!!!!!

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

my cat when i don’t let him in the bathroom

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

Shit is crazy out here

I swear I was just talking to my mom about how no one is talking about Flint anymore as if the water problem has ceased. Smdh