What the Folklore Out of Context

Straight Sriracha. To warm our weary bones.

The fact that November happened is still a surprise to me.

Take that, Pepsi.

Check you out, you little boo-ba!

Thanks, fourth wall.

It is deeply uncomfortable for me to watch an anime boy, a brightly colored Day of the Dead triceratops, and Pluto walk around.

Can we start a PBS, but like, Dark PBS?

It's so hairy and so bristly and so beeby-boopy.

Step 1 in mending your ways: Follow fucking instructions.

I am a communication goblin.

Bogeyland neighbors Japan-hell and Space Jam world.

Adversity does cause beefhole singin'.

You're gonna blot out the sun with toaster ovens.

I watched the movie Up, and I wanna be the bad guy and live in a house of dogs in the sky.

I do have to wobble on your business a little bit.

It's CAN-nibalism.