Just kidding

‘no, my abuse made me a spineless jellyfish living in perpetual fear of standing up for myself, but thank you for framing that as a positive thing you like about me’

mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax

It ain’t suicide. She’ll live on after this, she’s just killing all of us off.

thank God. I wholeheartedly support her decision

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

I try so hard to tell them.

Trash men are out here getting advice from other trash men so they don’t know how to act. 🙄

But… But why are they incapable of learning from bad experience after bad experience?

Because they find it easier to blame the women for it.

Shoulda been more of a warning sign when my ex thought a compliment counted as telling me that I had big boobs, really :/

But not all men are like this, and I’m sure I stand out for saying this in this type of post. But I never see myself as this type of guy. When I was with a women, I would tell them they are beautiful without makeup. I would never try anything sexual unless I made sure it was okay. I believe there are guys that are like that. But I think girls are like that to sometimes where they are kinda just bitches for not wanting to have a relationship and just have sex. But to each their own. I think we should let stupid people be stupid and let not stupid people be not stupid

Nobody cares, pony boy.

Well alright then.

I stand behind vinny on this, not all guys are like that but you didn’t have to be a bitch about what he said.

“oooooooh….”

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I have my interview with Disney this week…

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

this post literally got me my new job

Love this!

“Pardons, sky, but what ARE you doing?”

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

The term “love has no age” was meant to empower people over 30 who don’t see themselves in media as being able to still find love. It wasn’t meant for pedophiles to use to twist people into supporting their disgusting fantasies.