it is what it is

Yeah.. I wouldn’t be so sure on that, Thompson.

I'm confident in it.

That’s fine, I could always use it as a paperweight.

That'd be a better idea. Or a weapon to ward off unwanted visitors.

Turns out I’m not quite the chef I thought I was, anybody want some badly burnt and incredibly chewy brownies?

That doesn't sound very appetizing to me, but thanks for the offer.

Will you please lighten up a little.

Oh please, I'm the light of your life and you know it.

Sorry, man. I’m not that good at soccer quite yet.

Yeah? You've just started playing?

If you gave birth to that thing, I’d be pretty impressed.

Key word there was practically.

It’s still just a car.

Just a car? It's practically my baby. I take care of it!

Heads up!

Woah, that was a close one!

You would think that because you have an extremely affectionate obsession with that car.

You can't really blame me, though. It's beautiful.

Well, not exactly a deal considering it’s completely one-sided.

I feel like it's a pretty morally justified decision to be one-sided.

Okay fine, I won’t ever put eggs in your car.

That's a deal.

You’re so dramatic, it wouldn’t be ruined and it’d at least still be a BMW.

Anyway you put it, an egg in my BMW would really upset me.

Okay okay, then don’t.. No need for the moody face.

I'm not moody, just appalled at the thought of my BMW ruined.

It’s either it’s been really quiet around here or it’s just me. Probably just me.

I swear to god if you have some contagious disease, I will quarantine you.

I don't think you understand just how unflattering hairnet would look on me. I do look great in almost everything, though.