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You look nice today.

I can almost see the sarcasm dripping off of you.

I think that's you for even doing Mexican.

I’d die.

I'll keep look out for a psychotic redhead, just in case.

Promise?

I pinky promise.

That’s even scarier.

Imagine if she was still following you.

I’m not sure anyone would want a stalker like her.

I bet that wasn't even her entire stalker potential.

Mhm.

Okay, that I can do.

Well it's not, but whatever.

That's not the point.

It's just kind of obvious when you're not yourself, Stacie.

She wasn’t crazy until I made it official. Then I was like what the hell have I gotten into.

And then you basically had your very own stalker. Now you can cross it off your bucket list.

That sounds pretty good. Do you actually need help with anything?

Nope, still not working.

You know that saying nope over and over doesn't make it any less yep.

That's fine by me. What're you making?

Yep, you're just not allowed to talk about it.