Madam Cunt

Brn.

Did someone put drugs in my tea? It's so delicious.

@nyquilfishtank is wretched and unholly

Listening to people do fake French accents is so close to being as painful as real French, but in some ways worse, because they willfully chose do adopt this wretched dialect.

Jack Merridew really is just the gayer equivalent of all white blonde British boys with receding hairlines “But, Merridew. Please, Merridew . . . can’t we?"

Twinks are an invasive species, and someone really needs to do something about them. Calling all scientists to get on this pressing world issue. Everyone kill @nyquilfishtank

Using unnecessary French words is a powerful and ironic commentary on the bottomless pit that is the scourge of Europe, the French are an affront to everything good in life, and by incorrectly using their words we can rise up against their emotional tyranny.