outsider.

"I feel terrible."

"You look awful. When is the last time you slept."

"I threw up more than I ate."

[text] Can you bring me some ginger ale?

"Would you like some mint tea?"

"I'd love to help, but I feel like shit."

"I'm sure if anything can be done to help..."

"I feel like a vice is around my head and constantly squeezing."

[text] This is going to sound weird but can you get me some Imodium?

"Please tell me you have some Tylenol..."

"My head is killing me."

"Are you feeling okay?"

"I have been hurling for a week now."

"I've been feeling like crap ever since I got bit. Hey, do you think I'll get supernatural powers?"

"Just lie down and I'll take care of everything."

"Suck it up buttercup."

"I'm dying. I know I'm dying."

"Can I get some soup?"

"That's not going to happen because I see two of you right now."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that..."

"Sorry. I can't go anywhere today. I have someone sick at home."

"I'm going to go to the store. Do you want anything?"

"I can't feel anything below the neck."

"Is that medicine suppose to make you feel like you're flying?"

"I just want to nap right now."

"I don't feel like dealing with that right now."

"Sure. No. I'm fine. Couldn't be feeling better."

"You can barely stand."

"Is that a new dance craze or did you just stagger?"

Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:

"Uh, hi there."

"I was here first. Go to the back of the line!"

"Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I'm in a hurry."

"Service here is TERRIBLE today!"

"Is this seat taken?"

"Do you have a moment to talk?"

"Hi, listen, there's someone following me, and I'm paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I'm not alone?"

"Here, take this and run with me. I'll explain later!"

"Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."

"Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don't need to eat that many!"

"Do you work here?"

"Look, I'm not an employee, but the ____ are right over there."

"Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet."

"Are you from ____ or ____?"

"Hello, ____."

"I swear I've seen you on TV."

"Yes, I'm ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want."

"Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!"

"Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me."

"Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to walk into you!"

"Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders."

"Ugh, this isn't my food. Did anyone here order a ____?"

"You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?"

"H-Hey, I'm freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?"

"You poor thing, you look like you're cooking! Here, take a bottle of water."

"It's so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?"

"Are you okay?"

"Oh, good, you're awake. What happened to you?"

"Where am I?"

"Get in! You're in danger!"

"Please, let me ride with you. There's someone after me!"

"Grab the spare helmet and jump on."

"Are you playing ____?"

"Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?"

"Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket."

"I'd love to take that free spot as long as you don't mind sitting next to me."

"Have you seen a lost child around here?"

"I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they're yours."

"That coat isn't real fur, is it?"

"If you can't tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn't be harassing people on the street."

"Are we locked in here?"

"Can I use your phone?"

"Here, take my phone. No questions asked."

"What's cookin' good lookin'?"

"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."

"I'm too tired for this shit."

"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

"You can take a nap on me if you want."

*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*

"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"

"My snoring's not that bad..."

"I do not snore!"

"Do I really snore?"

"I'm trying to sleep here!"

"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

*yawn*

"I do not drool when I sleep!"

"Do I really drool when I sleep?"

"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."

"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."

*sleepy mumbling noises*

"Do I really talk in my sleep?"

"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"

"Have a nice nap?"

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Having trouble sleeping?"

"You can sleep in my bed if you want."

"Your snoring kept me up all night."

"Go to sleep already..."

"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"

"Bad dreams again?"

"Not another nightmare is it?"

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

*draws mustache on you while you sleep*

"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."

"I wanna go back to bed..."

"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."

"You sleep too much."

"You don't sleep enough"

"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you think you're doing?"

"Hey, are you okay there?"

"Hey! Coming through!"

"Help me!"

"Hey! I haven't seen you since- Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else."

"Could you help me with something quick? It won't take long, I promise."

"You know, maybe this is none of my business, but that gash looks pretty nasty."

"What are you in here for?"

"Stop! Don't drink that!"

"You're not from here, are you?"

"Do you like pretzels? 'Cause I don't want these."

"Don't you dare throw up on me."

"Ouch! Hey! Be more careful!"

"You know, you're gonna hurt yourself doing that."

"Hasn't your mother ever told you not to scratch?"

"Do you need a drive home? I think you've had a few too many."

"What is this? Why are you giving me this?"

"Get down!"

"Owowowowowwww! My foot! What do you have in there, bricks!?"

"What are you doing out here all alone?"

"Is that what I think it is? Oh my gosh, I love those!"

"Could you spare a minute?"

"Ew, are you going to eat that? It was sitting on the ground."

"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."

"Well... this is awkward."

"I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"

"I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."

"I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."

"Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"

"Watch out!"

"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"

"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."

"I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"

"I look forward to working with you."

"I look forward to serving you."

"Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"

"I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."

"Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."