[I THINK I'M EVIL]

@icannotgetoverbirds

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the author's barely disguised personality disorder

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

drugs. alcohol. smoking. they gotta make a secret fourth thing i can do every day with no consequences

Hello, we’re big computer company. We are truly grateful for your support! Our latest update will add a giant shit in the middle of your screen. You cannot remove it.

need a decaying corpse emoji

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

i hear we don't have posts anymore