"Now, I can smile -------

--------Forever!"

Indie Jeffery Woods RP Blog Canon Divergent | Rated R | Minors DNI | Horror | Comedy | Violence Para/Literate/Crack/Angst/Whump | OC/Crossover Friendly

Muse Bio | Mun Info | Rules | Disclaimer

Exploring Themes Of:

Mental Illness | Trauma | Intrusive Thought Finding Purpose | Horror | The Supernatural Personal Evolution | Abuse Survival Violence | Self Harm

Following from @patchs-muse-hub

Scourge: Certified faker too*

{{ L }} "Dawg, I KNOW 'I peeked in highschool and quote Joker' evil Sonic ain't fixin' his stupid ass mouth to call someone else a faker now? Yo ass ridin' that blue bitch harder than Amy, fuckin' miss me wit' that fake shit."

Sketches headshot 20$ bust 25$ full body$

lineart/color headshot 25$ bust 35$ full body 45$ full reference sheet 75$

floating chibi (fully lined, colored and glow ) 20$

+15$ per extra character + 5$ for color background with design

icon borders 10$

for icon borders you send me a cropped icon and I make you a border that fits the size of your icon specifically. you put your icons behind the png to frame it. this is a png border that's been layered and flattened, not a psd.

will draw ocs free transparent lineart layer with every color commission.

The turn around time for my coms is usually same day to a week depending on my health or current life events.

I do commissions as my source of income because despite being disabled and fighting for benefits for two years it's a lost battle.

Payment first before I get started

my cashapp is $latticc

#𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬. Independent, Highly private & Selective multi-muse. Multi-Verse & Multi-Ship. Crossover friendly. OC friendly/selective. MUTUALS ONLY! ©

                                        In  the  name  of  the  moon….

                                                                                   I  will  𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇  you.

                                                 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓  +  𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒  +  𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐒

Thank you for following me

Thank you for dealing with my awkward phases

Thank you for dealing with my emotional moments

Thank you for sending in Asks

Thank you for waiting patiently during my hiatuses

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❛ I am not merely a clown; I’m the entire damn circus! ❜

❛ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ❜

❛ Being a dramatic ass bitch isn’t a personality trait; it’s a lifestyle! ❜

❛ Trauma? Oh … you mean, my lore? ❜

❛ why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say ‘trust me, bro’? ❜

❛ sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. ❜

❛ forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! ❜

❛ I’m attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. ❜

❛ you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? ❜

❛ what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. ❜

❛ I absolutely hate that I’m not bioluminescent. Pathetic. ❜

❛ ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. ❜

❛ you expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck! ❜

❛ i don’t struggle with same sex attraction I’m actually very good at it. ❜

❛ unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. ❜

❛ I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. ❜

❛ all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women. ❜

❛ sorry but philosophers aren’t impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. ❜

❛ I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! ❜

❛ I don’t have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. ❜

❛ my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run. ❜

❛ honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. ❜

❛ dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. ❜

❛ being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. ❜

❛ i’m autistic in ways that you can’t even begin to imagine. ❜

❛ being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. ❜

❛ entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. ❜

❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜

❛ life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! ❜

❛ you’re vibing? In this economy? ❜

❛ just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass. ❜

❛ my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ❜

❛ sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. ❜

❛ WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! ❜

❛ baby i can be your problematic bi wife. ❜

❛ i don’t think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. ❜

❛ what if we are both red flags? what then? ❜

❛ any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ❜

❛ my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. ❜

❛ i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. ❜