Writings in Black

Idk if niggas know this but one of the most satisfying things a women can experience is when you hop in the shower and see all the debri, dirt/lint from your coochie go down the drain.

But on the real King, you think Solange nastier than Beyoncé? The best pussy I’ve ever gotten was from very artisty women & women with no reliable source of transportation. The ones you got to pick up to smash and drop back home after.

MY NIGGA, my fiancée met this seemingly cool young gay black dude on a flight from CHI. He offers to meet us for drinks while he’s in town and since she said he seemed like he didn’t have many friends in NY I said fuck it why not. Tell me how this nigga opens all the way up and tells us randomly that he was a witch, a bottom, and attempted to justify his affinity for race play porn as well as borderline child porn. When he said he had a tumblr any semblance of shock disappeared.

Think you’ll ever drop a scratch n sniff sticker?? If so, perhaps a fat ass camel toe joint that smells like pussy?

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

King, you fucked with edibles since you started smokin weed?

the parents laughing: my ancestors

Когда парень не понимает намёков oт слова “совсем”.