I’ve been in a severe gaming slump the last few months, but I’ve recently started playing Skyrim again (with mods this time) and I’m having the time of my life. I am having so much fun that I kinda need to talk about the shenanigans that have ensued.
I’m not playing the main storyline (as if I ever do lol) and my character will not be fighting dragons. She’s a Breton named Miel who starts out at the college in Winterhold. Unfortunately, her only interests are in plants and alchemy, and she’s considering the mage school dropout life. Selling lots of potion ingredients and doing fetch quests for her colleagues has been making her decent enough gold.
One quest has her outside of Whiterun where, after a close call with a Spriggan AND losing her horse, she finds Janessa getting attacked by a bandit. Miel saves Janessa and hires her for some extra muscle. Girls gotta stick together and all. Though they end up not getting along as well as I thought they would. Janessa is not a fan of the fire spell Miel constantly has at the ready. Sorry, Nessa, it’s fucking cold in Skyrim and we’re attacked by wolves every minute on the minute!
Eventually the girls find themselves hunting for nirnroot outside of Riften and come across an abandoned looking shack…two weird bandit guards standing watch. They don’t attack, they invite the girls to enter a secret door. It’s a fucking skooma den! And listen, Miel is an alchemist and can’t help herself, she just HAS to know its effects…which are getting drugged and kidnapped to be vampire food. Janessa is ready to kill her if the vampires don’t get to it first.
They breakout of vampire food jail and while Janessa is ready to bounce the fuck outta this hellhole, Miel is collecting every ounce of vampire dust she can fit in her pack. And then oops, Miel knocks a hanging oil lamp off the ceiling and it falls directly on Nessa, who yells “I AM ON YOUR SIDE?!” The exhaustion in her voice is palpable. They eventually make it out, but not after contracting vampirism from the weird blood pool under the Vampire Skooma den. Janessa watches Miel eat a hawk feather to cure the vampire disease and decides that the 500 gold hiring fee was entirely too little. She empties her pack of all the shit Miel couldn’t carry right in the middle of Elgrim’s Elixirs and they part ways. Oh well, time to go find fire salts for the sexy blacksmith across the way!
The way this game rewards my ADD will never cease to amaze me 🤣















