His side of the fence

As you test the weight and ease of mobility you decide it might come in handy....or pincery perhaps, and make your way to the kitchen. Those nuts aren't going to know what hit them!

My Mom, explaining that the Thor Lego character is not angry, just exerting himself.

My mom, after I beat a level on her puzzle game on my first try.

All four of my kids. Right to left: Joshua, William, Jooniper and Jack. Christmas sketch time.

Will: No I didn't. I was holding it...and then I wasn't.

Oops. My mistake.

Apparently if you eat six different cheeses at once, or have 100 cupcakes and 2 cheeses, that's called a Blumber. Pronounced Blum- Brrrrrr.

Will, 5 years old

Jooni, 12, on why the kid in Superman Returns didn't react to kryptonite.

Jack, age 10

Currently

Will, 5 years old, when asked who was known as the Father of Modern Evolution.