marsupial

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

i should be able to donate my excess shame to those in need

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

sawing off my own leg in the saw trap but shaking my head the whole time so people know i don’t agree with self-punishment as a means of absolution

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

i basically dont have any fire arrows

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.