marsupial

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

i should be able to donate my excess shame to those in need

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

sawing off my own leg in the saw trap but shaking my head the whole time so people know i don’t agree with self-punishment as a means of absolution

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

i basically dont have any fire arrows