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I've come to make an announcement. Emperor Awesome's a BITCH ASS motherflarper, you pissed on my FLARPING wife, that's right, he took his shark flarping weird dick out, and he pissed on my FLARPING wife and he said his dick was "Thiiis biig". And I said "That's disgusting!" so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Emperor Awesome, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what, here's what my dong looks like BHGTLGHLTHLTHLGTHTGH. That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. That's right this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on THE MOON!! How do you like that Obama?? I pissed on THE MOON you IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss Drrroprrlets hit the flarping Earth, now get out of my flarping sight before I piss on you too!