We can’t have shit anymore

got that dick in the wind…. yeah baby!!!!!

dont say that please thank you

i hate the use of "cream" as slang for "punch" or "beat up" "WOAH HE CREAMED THAT GUY" HE DID WHAT?

who the fuck is saying this

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

Laptop fan hungry. Feed it 152 loose dog hairs.

a man hugging another man is just messed up

theyshould be fucking & sucking instead

👍

*slaps gatorade out of a computer nerds hands* you didn’t earn those electrolytes

That be the last thing they get to slap or see. I wish a fool would do that and hit my computer. I pay for my own gatorade and do with it how ever the hell I like!

you put milk in the bong. you put dried cereal in the bowl. and you smoke.that.shit