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this is like those photos of zoo animals taking shelter from a hurricane in the public bathrooms. same energy here except the bathroom is taking shelter from construction workers.

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

its tomorrow innit?

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

squeak only when squoken to

sorry i can’t hang out today. i have plans to lay face down in a river. yeah no it’s going to be an all day thing.

i never left this website but in like a hotel california kind of way