Haikyuu Fart Headcanons 2
These are my headcanons regarding the Haikyuu pairings I like the most and will (probably) write full fics about in the future ;)
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Iwaizumi Hajime: Iwaizumi’s farts are deep and bassy. Like, they have a low, heavy sound to them and most of the time, they’re mostly just hot air so there’s not much of a smell either. He doesn’t really care whether someone hears him fart but he does have the polite sense to hold it in or to excuse himself to the restroom before he’ll let it out. He thinks it’s rude and in poor taste when someone farts just to show off, not caring for the others around them (hence why he always scolds and kicks his boyfriend in the head for always farting where they’re in public cause he knows the other does it on purpose). But if he’s in his own house, then he’ll have no hesitation to push out a good one. And he hates to admit it but sometimes he’ll let out a fart just so he can hear Oikawa’s laughter (because his boyfriend is a little boy at heart and always laughs at fart sounds).
Oikawa Tooru: Oikawa’s farts are very loud and proud. And they smell horrible too. Oikawa has no shame with letting out his farts whatsoever. Whether he’s in public surrounded by his friends or strangers, he’ll literally lift his buttcheek and push out one of his nuclear farts. And usually it gets him either laughs or slaps from those around him. The only times he won’t fart is during class or in front of a girl. Oikawa thinks farts are funny so when he was young, he taught himself how to fart on command. So with this skill, he can make his farts sound like a bomb explosion or bring them out slowly so it goes on forever. And like the little shit he is, Oikawa has done a great number of dutch ovens, face farts on unsuspecting victims, and pull-my-fingers.
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Sawamura Daichi: Sawamura farts are like Iwaizumi’s actually. Very deep and with a command-like sound. But Sawamura’s farts stink. Like they really ‘reek to the high heavens stink’. He’s very shy about his farts and always blushes when one manages to escape his tight hold. But what he isn’t aware of is that when he holds his farts in all day, once he’s asleep, that’s when all his gas chooses to comes out. Sugawara always giggles and hasn’t decided whether he should tell his boyfriend about his weird sleeping habit of snore-farting. It’s like when his snores alternate between his farts- like, snore-fart-snore-fart. It’s really very interesting but Sawamura would die of humiliation if he knew. Hence why Sugawara decided to keep this secret to himself. For now.
Sugawara Koushi: Sugawara laughs at any farts like a little boy- whether it’s his own farts or someone else’s. Like when there’s a sound of a fart going off, he’ll always giggle afterwards. Which is how he always gets caught whenever he lets out his own gas because even if he had let out a quiet one, he’s always laughing afterwards. The sound of his farts vary, but there is always a stench that gets left behind. Like Oikawa, Suga isn’t embarrassed at all by his farting. And he can be a playful little shit as well- Sawamura, his boyfriend, has to put up with Suga’s farts while they’re watching tv at home or whenever he wakes up with the bedcover over his head and that familiar rotten-egg smell is suffocating him or even when they’re making out and Suga lets out a loud, deep fart on his lap. But Suga knows how much his boyfriend loves him even with his antics, so that’s why he’s confident to keep farting as freely as he does.
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Akaashi Keiji: Akaashi couldn’t care less one way or another about farting. If you need to let one out, then do it. His farts are the more normal out of the bunch, more on the light and airy side with a distant, not really noticeable smell to them. His boyfriend, Bokuto, farts all the time like a trumpet going off at numerous intervals in the day and all Akaashi has to say about it is, “Make sure to crack open a window and take your stomach meds, okay?” Really, Akaashi is Switzerland- really neutral on the subject of gas expulsion and doesn’t even know why people make such a fuss about it. Like, who cares if you farted- why are you so embarrassed by it? Or, I really couldn’t care less if you farted for a full five minutes, Bokuto, let’s just head out for dinner already. His boyfriend, Bokuto is not happy about Akaashi’s nonchalant attitude towards farting at all. Like, he once got his boyfriend to join him in a fart contest, but Akaashi’s farts were so disappointing that it just wasn’t any fun at all!
Bokuto Koutarou: Bokuto is very competitive with his farts. He claims to have the biggest, loudest and smelliest farts in the world! And his farts really are that bad…really bad. He’s actually been in numerous farting contests with his friends, classmates and teammates before, and he’s only ever lost just a handful of times. His worst loss was the time he had actually suffered through a very bad case of diarrhea the day before the contest, and even though he was warned by his boyfriend to decline the challenge, Bokuto still joined it anyway. And he lost badly to Nekoma’s Kuroo and Lev, and Karasuno’s Hinata and (against the blond’s will) Tsukishima. He took his loss in stride though and promised to better himself in the future.
*What I want to see the most is a fart contest between Oikawa, Sugawara and Bokuto ;)
