Dr. House is a highly intelligent and incredibly rude diagnostician at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Armed with snark, wit, years of medical experience, and a cane, House can take on anything life throws at him... including a test from Jigsaw.
Jigsaw is not a fan of callous doctors, but House didn't change his ways for a cop, so there's no way in hell he'll be nice to an old man with a morbid and classist view on life just because he's a regular at Home Depot. In fact, House would probably try to kick John's ass after he survives, and he might even hit him with his cane if John even brings up the idea of being an apprentice.
After all this, House would think back to his trap and have his classic "Urethra! ☝️💡" moment before telling John that the cure for his cancer is to eat lead paint or something. Now if only he could cure Amanda's bad haircuts.
house x gordon real? honestly, im here for it
