Pish and Tish

He looks genuinely delighted to be asked the question!

insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

This is so my favorite Thor movie

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

OK BUT WHAT I REALLY WANTED WAS HALF-ASLEEP-BEDRAGGLED-NEW-DAD MULDER STUMBLING OUT OF BED AT 1 AM TRYING NOT TO WAKE EXHAUSTED-BREAST-MILK-DRENCHED-NEW MOM SCULLY, STUBBING HIS TOE ON HER DRESSER AS HE MAKES HIS WAY AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED TO HOVER OVER FUSSING NEW BABY WILLIAM, HIS SON, HESITATING TO PICK HIM UP ONLY BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE HE IS COMPLETELY AWARE OF HOW BIG HIS HANDS ARE, BUT THEN WILLIAM FUSSES A LITTLE LOUDER AND BIG-HAND MULDER GLANCES AT HIS SLEEPING PARTNER (IN ALL THINGS, ALL WAYS, ALL LIVES) AND THEN BACK DOWN AT HIS SON, AND HE HUSHES SOFTLY “NONE OF THAT” AS HE LEANS DOWN AND LIFTS HIM UP AND HOLDS HIM - AND THAT WAS THE BRAVEST THING FOX MULDER EVER DID FADE TO BLACK DIRECTED BY CHRIS CARTER

They had a few days before Mulder left… so there’s no proof this didn’t happen.  SO TAKE IT AS CANON MY FRIEND - I KNOW I WILL!