it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

i think this is actually my favorite post i've ever made in my 10+ yrs on this website because sometimes i'll be in a bad mood and then i'll open my notifications and someone will be saying smth nice about my boy. and then all is still not right in the world but it's at least a little better than before :)

thank you for sharing your handsome gentleman with us

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

FISH TYPO

fish exploit me women want me

Straight women on TikTok are calling themselves ‘pillow princess’ and then getting mad when people assume they are lesbians lmao.

Straight people using queer slang and then getting mad when people think they are queer will never not be funny to me.

You're not grown until you know how to communicate, apologize, be truthful and accept accountability without blaming someone else.