How Many People Live In My Brain

Imagine I was calm and normal about things

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

when i get more active on tumblr thats how you know im getting insane again

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

what if i just disappear

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

you’re absolutely feral. (compliment)

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

forgive me father for i am back on my bullshit

All roads unfortunately lead back to tumblr.

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

let me get what I want please please please

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

(flirting) i could be your problem